Golf Panties...
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..' |
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no k nic kers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me..'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no k nic kers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me..'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit. .................................................
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit. .................................................
11 comments:
That is so funny , really cheered me up this morning and I certainly needed cheering up. Hugs, Amanda x
Brilliant. Thanks for the giggle.
Hugs,
A x
HILARIOUS! xxx
LMAO xx you're one wicked lady xxx
LOL - very funny. Wonder what the Welshman would have said??!
Thanks for the funny.
Ew you are naughty, but I like you lol xxx Off to the Egwylsbach Show in the morning, pray for more sunshine! xxx
Snort, hilarious!! Well done on the win too!! Hugs, Di xx
You make my day! Perfect.
Big smiles here then LOL Gay xxx
Another big snigger!
I'm noticing a definite trend in your Friday funnies at the moment, you naughty girl!!
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