Friday, 3 August 2012

Friday Funny

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.

Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"  She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.  This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion..

The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied.  Guido reaches for the woman yet again.

Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping..
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear,
"No, I'm Norwegian."


Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

OMG! That's TERRRRRIBLE! But I smirked nonetheless! xxx

Annie said...

Thanks for that. Brilliant.
A x

Di said...

Brilliant - you little rascal! Di xx

Mrs F said...

Love it! xxx

ElizabethR said...

Boom Boom lol xxx

Eliza said...

funny ha ha good one......


mustavcoffee, Gay Peplow said...

How do write a smirk? Well needless to say I smirked LOL Thanks Gay xxx

Victoria said...


MaryH said...

Ho Ho Ho Ha ha ha. :=)Cute story!