Friday, 9 January 2015

Friday Funny

A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, the Banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. 

'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'

The Banker looks down in horror. 

'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...

As always I am linking this with my Buddie Annie for the Friday Smiles.  


Annie said...

Hehehehehehehe I love it......I know a bank manager well :-)
Annie x

Carol L said...

Ouch! Funny, but sad too because we live in such a materialistic world anymore!

Laura said...

Happy Friday x

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Well, I didn't see THAT one coming. This is very funny.

Picto said...

Ha Ha, love this one :)

Kim said...

Harumph! I'd notice my arm missing...cause then I couldn't hold and center a stamp easily!!

Judys Fabrications said...

Oh Hettie! Laughingf made me cough!Love this one!!

Kathleen said...

Do you know I could actually believe this happening. I did giggle.
Have a good weekend.

Kath x

Kyla said...


Robyn Oliver said...

Oh yes Hettie, ha ha always make us laugh...yep what is our world coming too. HF Hugs Robyn

fairy thoughts said...

hx ha ha brilliant nearly misseedthe punch line at tbe end ..... was lauhing so much...... in thd gym ans people are looking at
me .... yes there are other crazypeople here this earrly on sunday morning ..... its not just me

mamapez5 said...

Another good one Hettie. many a true word etc... Kate x