Friday, 23 January 2015

Friday Funny


Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'? 

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? 

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? 

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)... in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.


Annie said...

Hehehe never really thought of some of those Sam. Don't we have a stupid language? Thanks for sharing.
Annie x

Twiglet said...

Yes - a few of those definitely had me chuckling Sam. Thanks x Jo

Elizabeth said...

Hi Hettie, the rush hour why has crossed my mind before but that list proves just how much we take for granted. Made me smile so thanks for sharing :) Elizabeth xx

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Why is it that this list has SO MANY funnies, yet they are all so true?

This was a GREAT one, Sam. Happy Friday and weekend, too.

Debs Willis said...

Funny and true! :-)

Lilly's Mom said...

This is a great post. You put a smile on my face. Happy Weekend!

Shana M said...


mamapez5 said...

What a silly language we have! And usually we take all those for granted without questioning them at all!
It´s a mad world! Kate x

butterfly said...

Many questions I have asked myself... and some that I will now be asking myself regularly!!
Alison xx