Friday, 16 January 2015

Friday Funny

 Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice every day.

Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes.

He wants those shoes so's all he can think about.

After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.

Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement.  Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, 'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'

Startled, Sophia replies,

'Yes, Luigi , I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?'

Luigi answers,'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes.

How do you like them?'

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, ' Rosa do you wear white panties tonight?'

Rosa answers, 'Yes, Luigi , I do, but how do you know that?'

He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes...

How do you like them?'

Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played,

Luigi asks Carmela to dance.

Midway through the dance his face turns red...

He states, 'Carmela, be stilla my heart. Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight. Please,please, tella me this true!'

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Luigi , I wear no panties tonight...'

Luigi gasps, 'Thanka God ....I thought I had a crack in my $300 Armani leather shoes...!


SARN said...

Ahh, the vanity of Italian men! Hilarious xxx

Annie said...

Heard it before but had forgotten the punch line so thanks for the giggle :-)
Annie x

Mrs A. said...

Hettie, only you could come up with that one.Lol Hugs mrs a.

fairy thoughts said...

ha ha didnt see that coming ..... thanks brilliant

Twiglet said...

Very funny! x Jo

505whimsygirl said...

haaaaaa! I thought he was going to get a heel through his shoes!

Thanks for the laughter.

JoZart said...

Every one is a gem! I'll watch DH now incase he's polishing his shoes to much!
Jo x

Robyn Oliver said...

Hi Hettie...very funny, you do come up with some doozies. Happy Friday Robyn

Judys Fabrications said...

I had to giggle at Jo's comment.Hmm beware of men with thosde shiny shoes!
Thanks again Hettie.

Kathleen said...

Bet he went home singing "I could have danced all night"
Well worth the money then!

Kath x

mamapez5 said...

That one caught me out! Made me laugh too. Kate xx

Elizabeth said...

I didn't see the punchline coming :) I'll be watching out for men with shiny shoes in future! Elizabeth xx

Maarit at Violets Corner said...

Haha, this is hilarious! Thanks sweetie!

Love and hugs

butterfly said...

Ha!! Very good...
Alison xx