A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Bloody autospell! I meant "wifi, not "wife" . . . . .
13 comments:
Blinking "spillchucker" as one of my mates calls it!
Had to laugh at this Friday Funny . . . hope I never make SUCH a crucial spelling mistake in my texts though!
Hugs, Sarn xxx
Think we all have problems with predictive text :-) But maybe not huge mistakes like that.
Hugs,
Annie x
Oh my, don't we all have problems with auto correct spelling?! lol Hopefully not to this extent though. lol Great Friday funny!! Hugs, Brenda
You've not come up in my side bar this week Sam :-(....and as yet you've not linked up. Hope you're ok.
Hugs,
Annie x
Those nasty phones, I think they do it on purpose...definitely need to reread before we hit send....oh my I just made 5 mistakes typing this. Have a great weekend Hettie
Andy just snorted his coffee!! My predictive txt makes weird words, and I always hit send too soon to catch them lol xx
Thanks for the visit & sweet comment. But remember, ya'll have NEC! And from what it sounds, that show is much larger than what we're seeing around my area. Not so many vendors as in the past, but it was fun to go anyway. Was hoping to see some new things from the winter CHA, but nobody got anything in time. There's a port strike in California, and the vendors were blaming that. Who knows. Happy wk ahead, stay warm. Hugs
Aah, aah, aah - oh no!!
Alison xx
See! that's why I won't have guns in the house!! hugs Mrs A.
Afraid those ducks are in for the duration. They are staging a sit in. Does have it's benefits though.
Anyone want a duck egg!!
Hugs Mrs A.
LOL! Too funny! Oh my heck!!!!!
Oh my gosh, that will surely put a smile on your face! I have hard time too with auto spell on my phone!
Oops! I did not see that coming and snorted like a pig!! TFS! Hugs, Darnell
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