Happy New Year to you all and here is a Funny to start the Year!!
WIN IRISH SISTERS CELEBRATE
WIN IRISH SISTERS CELEBRATE
Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old.
The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take
pictures of the two 100 year old twins.
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.
Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.
"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE.
So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus the camera," said the photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus the camera," said the photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out,
"OH LARD JESUS! BOTH OF US???? -- CAN I BE FIRST???"
With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out,
"OH LARD JESUS! BOTH OF US???? -- CAN I BE FIRST???"
22 comments:
Ah the new year is off to a good start! Forgot it was Friday until I spotted this!
Kyla
LOL! x
Ooh, you naughty Hettie..did you hear me laugh out loudly!!
Thanks for the laugh!
Hehehe Love it Sam.....I used to nurse in a geriatric hospital. I loved it and should have written a book on the tales they shared. :-)
And as you asked....I will be teaching any of my grandees that want to learn on my sewing machines...I share everything. I did the same with my three [yes Mark loved sewing too]. I believe in going carefully at it but showing them how to use the real things :-)
Hugs,
Annie x
A classic Sam Friday funny!
Have a smiley 2015 x
Ooooer Sam - naughty step for you :) Tee, hee!!
Hugs
Di xx
a lovely way to start the year hehehehehe....
Tilly
Teehee Tfs xxx
Now, Annie and I aren't twins but in our old age I bet we will be like that!! Thanks for the giggle - Happy New Year. x Jo
:-) :-) :-) Happy New Year x
Ahhh yes! Great funny to start the year!
Hi Sam,
Happy New Year to you and hubster.
Oh you are a one where do you find all these funnies.
It made me smile, but I was already tickled as my hubby cooked rice, and asked me to put the left over rice in freezer containers marked with SP, well I did as was asked, and put SB on them.
When he came in the kitchen he said what have you put SB on it for, is that supposed to be sodding bad.
Well I just cracked up as you can well imagine.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.
Oh dear, sorry but I did have to laugh.
Kath x
LOL!!! Happy New Year Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx huggles Sue xx
LOL! Happy New Year, Sam!
You are soooooo naughty but I likes yer. Hugs Mrs A.
Hi Hettie....shaking my head and smiling...he he he very funny. Happy New Year Robyn
Hehehehe, such fun Hettie, Happy New Year sweetie.
Warm hugs
Maarit
Rude girl !!!!!!!!!! Very funny ��
Happy New years Hettie, thanks for the laugh.
Hugs diane
Naughty but nice!!
Alison xx
I just managed to share your smile before the next post! I don´t know where you find them all, but you sure keep us smiling! Kate x
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