Friday, 25 April 2014

Friday Funny

The Gay Cowboy...A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.  She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kickup your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.


Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."


He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.


"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.


Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."



(P.S. - I didn't see it coming, either)

16 comments:

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I didn't see it coming, either, Sam. But I'm laughing, that's for sure!!

Annie said...

Hehehe yep caught me out there too :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

Di said...

Ha, ha! Caught me out too Sam - brilliant :)

Hugs

Di xx

SARN said...

Dammit - I'm the odd one out - I guessed! But it still made me smirk!

Happy Friday to you. The weekend is just around the corner.

Hugs, Sarn xxx

ElizabethR said...

Lol, have a great weekend xxx

Jo said...

Fab....didn't see that one coming either! Have a lovely weekend!
hugs Jo x

Twiglet said...

Ha ha - yes I guessed but still funny! x Jo

Princess Judy Palmer said...

Oh my gawd. Nope, I didn't see it coming. Oh my.

Caro said...

Very funny - I didn't see it coming either. Thanks for sharing. Caro x (#11)

Bonnie said...

LOL! I sure didn't see that one coming! Thanks for the laugh!

Kathleen said...

Got me too that one, great.

Kath x

Mary said...

I did not see that coming. I let out a giant burst of laughter. Thankfully I did not have to explain it to anyone....very cute!

Judys Fabrications said...

Wicked Hettie!! haha!!
judy xx

Elizabeth said...

Caught me out too ... very funny :) Elizabeth xx

Karen Petitt said...

lol!

butterfly said...

Excellent misdirection!
Alison xx