Friday, 4 April 2014

Friday Funny

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.    

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.    Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.    

fizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..  It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. 

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.    

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


Annie said...

Hehehe brilliant. I read that out loud ....just hope no one could hear me :-)
Annie x

Annie said...

I meant to say...they are using it in geriatric wards to stop the old men falling out of their beds ;-)
Annie x

JoZart said...

That's you best yet!!! I/ we were laughing out loud. How cleverly written and thought out.
jo x

tilly said...

hehehehe I think this is so funny lol

Twiglet said...

Tears running down my face Sam!! Thanks for the laugh. x Jo

BumbleVee said...

hahahha....I'll definitely be mailing this to several people....

Diane said...

Very clever Hettie, thanks for the big laugh.

Hugs diane

SARN said...

hee hee hee . . .that made me laugh out loud! Good one!


Caro said...

LOL! Very funny indeed. Thanks for the smile. Caro x (#8)

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

This one's a WHOPPER. Loved it. Happy weekend, dear Sam.

Kathleen said...

Good giggle with this one.

Kath x

Karen Petitt said...

LOL thank you - you got us both smiling after I was crying from watching the programme on itv about the lions and Elsa xx

Judys Fabrications said...

Clever!!Thanks for the laugh.

fairy thoughts said...

Hahahahahaha brilliant sam
Thanks have a good week

Kyla said...