Friday, 11 April 2014

Friday Funny

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all
a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what
your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a
drip. Call your plumber."
On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God
makes one weak."
At a Tyre Store ?
"Invite us to
your next blowout."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove
your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see
smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push.
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see
what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know
our stuff."
On a Fence:
welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to
get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment
necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there
and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.."
And don't forget the sign at a
"Best place in
town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of
yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This
Truck is full of Political Promises"



Annie said...

Now that's what I call a post full of smiles Sam....thanks for that :-)
Annie x

Mrs A. said...

Very good. Keep em coming. hugs Mrs A.

SARN said...

tee hee . . . the last one is particularly appropriate! xxx

Sue said...

LOL Sam!! really good:) have a fab weekend huggles Sue xx

505whimsygirl said...

Tee hee. Some businesses are so clever -- they definitely get our attention.

Happy Friday,

Diane said...

Thanks for the Friday smile Hettie.

Hugs Diane

Twiglet said...

Very clever! x Jo

BumbleVee said...

wow....that could have been one a day for weeks...hahahhahah

Judys Fabrications said...

Haha!!! Good stuff. Great way to start the weekend with a laugh! Thanks

Laura said...


Kyla said...

:-) love the no smoking one and the last one especially

Princess Judy Palmer said...

Oh my. There are some good ones in there. Our city sells ad space on the sides of buses, so you can have the bus painted as your rolling billboard. I often encounter one for some plumber on the way home, complete with exploding toilet spelling out the plumber's name in poo letters. It just cracks me up.

butterfly said...

So many fabulous ones - but I think the Maternity Room Door takes the crown for me!!
Hope you're enjoying a lovely sunny Easter weekend with friends and family.
Alison x