Friday 13 July 2012

Friday Funny


Only a Farm Kid...


When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.

A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his Holdenute, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door

"Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town."  

"How about your brother, Howard ? Is he here?"

"No, he went with Mum and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment...

"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard ."

5 comments:

Di said...

Snort - bad girl :) Hugs, Di xx

Annie said...

Thats brilliant. Thanks. I needed that.
Hugs,
A x

Sarn said...

Hilarious! xxx

Victoria said...

Still laughing!

G Peplow said...

A loud gufaw afterwards would indicate that this is funny, very funny, thank you :0) Gay xxx