Friday, 27 July 2012

Friday Funny

Sorry I am a bit late for today folks but been a bit under the weather the last two days so wasn't feeling very funny.  So here it is......

The Naked Cowboy

A Sheriff in a small town in Wyoming walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots.


He arrests him for indecent exposure.


As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'


The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff, I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.


We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt.... So I did.


Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...... So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.... So I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy. €'

'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun. Blond Men do exist!

First time I have ever seen a Blond Man Joke !

Just about to watch the opening of the Olympics ceremony as Di says there are to be chickens on there!  Can't let mine in to watch but maybe I will record it on my laptop for them to see tomorrow! Enjoy it as it is probably the last time the UK will host them in our lifetime! 




Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear your not feeling 100%, let's hope you'll feel better tomorrow.

Enjoy the opening ceremony, it's been amazing so far.

Big hugs xx

Victoria said...

Hope you feel lots better soon :)
I've been really enjoying the opening ceremony but I'm blogging while all the countries come out! I'm trying to stay awake until the end but I'm waning!

Sarn said...

A blonde man joke! Now that IS unusual, not to mention FUNNY!

Get well soon sweetie xxxx

G Peplow said...

Tee, hee hugs Gay xxx