Friday, 18 January 2013

Friday Funny


The Four Cats 

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. 

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee. 

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." 

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. 

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. 

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." 

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. 

Everyone agreed that was good. 

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." 

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop. 

Everyone agreed that was pretty good. 

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" 

The Government Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." 

Coffee Break jumped to his feet....... 

ate the cookies........ 

drank the milk......... 

sh*t on the paper....... 

s*****d the other three cats....... 



claimed he injured his back while doing so....... 

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions....... 

put in for Workers Compensation...............

and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............ 

AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!

6 comments:

ElizabethR said...

Lol, that is sooo true, we have just found out that my Ex BIL who is being treated by the NHS for being an alcky, has been awarded a nice new car on disability, how bonkers is that? Grrrrr. Hope you are snug and warm, weve got icing sugar at the moment lol. Hugs Elizabeth xxx

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

I would laugh if that wasn't so sickeningly true!

And as for Elizabeth R's ex-BIL . . . words fail me.

I also have icing sugar now!

xxx

Annie said...

Soooo true.
If you'd like in sharing a smile with others please join in the fun on my blog.....pleaseeeeeeeee
Hugs,
A x

Twiglet said...

Funny! Hope you don't have too much snow down there today!! x Jo

Li'l Pidge said...

Very funny.....but as a civil servant not sure I should laff or not! 5" snow here heading your way hun x
Kyla

Di said...

I'm with Kyla here - torn between rolling round laughing and also thinking back to the vast numbers of ex (thankfully) colleagues who fitted this mould so well!!

Hugs, Di xx