Saturday, 26 January 2013

Friday Funny on Saturday




FIFTY SHADES OF CHOCOLATE

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street .
He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.
… … ‘I’m Marathon , the one with the nuts’ he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!


I could not resist sharing this one with you today!!

xx

12 comments:

Amanda said...

Too funny, will be putting this one in my craft room to make me chuckle. Hugs, Amanda x

Annie said...

Hehehe that's brilliant Sam.
Hugs,
A x

Gay Peplow said...

Yup it's funny! Thanks for the chuckle Sam, and thanks for the good wishes, hugs Gay x

Lunch Lady Jan said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

xxxx

Helen said...

Oh I am so glad I saw this!!! Very very funny.

Di said...

Snort!! :)) Hugs, Di xx

ElizabethR said...

Lol xxx

Victoria said...

Brilliant! Couldn't stop chuckling away with this one!

Alison Scott said...

Thanks for that. Raised a few grins here ;-)

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Well it made me RIPPLE too . . . but with laughter!

You nutter! xxx

Cardarian said...

Oh this one is brilliant - I must send it to my DBF straight away!
What a laugh I had!
Hugs,
Cardarian

Gill Edwards said...

ha ha ha love it, thats so clever