FIFTY SHADES OF CHOCOLATE
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street .
He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.
… … ‘I’m Marathon , the one with the nuts’ he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
I could not resist sharing this one with you today!!
xx
12 comments:
Too funny, will be putting this one in my craft room to make me chuckle. Hugs, Amanda x
Hehehe that's brilliant Sam.
Hugs,
A x
Yup it's funny! Thanks for the chuckle Sam, and thanks for the good wishes, hugs Gay x
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
xxxx
Oh I am so glad I saw this!!! Very very funny.
Snort!! :)) Hugs, Di xx
Lol xxx
Brilliant! Couldn't stop chuckling away with this one!
Thanks for that. Raised a few grins here ;-)
Well it made me RIPPLE too . . . but with laughter!
You nutter! xxx
Oh this one is brilliant - I must send it to my DBF straight away!
What a laugh I had!
Hugs,
Cardarian
ha ha ha love it, thats so clever
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