Friday, 4 January 2013

At the start of the year.....Friday Funny


I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve  inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished - I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.

Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss..

An telum, u blody luvum.!! Xxx 

10 comments:

butterfly said...

Bludy fablus!
Alison x

Annie said...

Brillaint Sam. I will pop round to pick you up later lol
Hugs,
A x

Di said...

I jusht ayte a pince mie wiv me morning cup of Bialeys/koffee here :)

Hugs, Di xx

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Hilari-osh!

xxx

Amanda said...

Too too funny, love these Friday Funnys. Hugs, Amanda x

ElizabethR said...

Lol, forgot all about the Baileys, Tia Maria wonder where I hid them! ................ Happy New Year xxx

Annie said...

Hi Sam,
Can't help you about the jumper sorry but have a feeling it came from Primark if that helps.
Hugs,
A x

Ann B said...

So funny, and I have an unfinished bodle of Baileys in my cupboard that's a work in progress. Now that will definitely get finished this weekend.

Mrs A. said...

Snope, Dere's sno Blaylies ere cos ise shrunk severy ickle dropsie sup. Der yr ize ad sno far ize sneeded it.$%&*
I dot Nrunk. Huggles Misses A,B C. swotever.

Li'l Pidge said...

Long live Friday funnies.....especially since I read this at gone midnight after the pub! Off to finish homemade sole gin!

Kyla