Good medical advice from the Jewish sages of old...
1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it’s harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing, don 't eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. Try F***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy.6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.
2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing, don 't eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. Try F***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy.6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.
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SO, REMEMBER .. |
Fasting is good for your health
and may God cleanse your dirty mind...
11 comments:
Tee Hee!!!! Happy Friday
Kathyk
I never considered any alternative word to FASTING! (And if you believe THAT you'll believe ANYTHING!) xxx
And there was me thinking it was to do with excessive wind :-)
Hugs,
Annie x
What else could it have been??? lol
You are too funny, thanks for the laugh.
Hugs Diane
Third time lucky for me before I got to the end. The other two were ofcourse falling and feeling!
Kath x
Black as coal!! Whete's the soap. Hugs Mrs A.
I'm not sure which is funnier, the punch line or Annie's comment (grin). Love it.
Very funny! Thanks for sharing. Caro xx
lol, got no idea where you get them put love them every week, and yes I was saying the naughty word in my head lol! xx
Haha!
Thanks for the smile,
Laura
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