Friday, 31 January 2014

Friday Funny

Good medical advice from the Jewish sages of old...

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it’s harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing, don 't eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try F***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.


Fasting is good for your health
and may God cleanse your dirty mind...


Kathyk said...

Tee Hee!!!! Happy Friday


SARN said...

I never considered any alternative word to FASTING! (And if you believe THAT you'll believe ANYTHING!) xxx

Annie said...

And there was me thinking it was to do with excessive wind :-)
Annie x

Twiglet said...

What else could it have been??? lol

Diane said...

You are too funny, thanks for the laugh.

Hugs Diane

Kathleen said...

Third time lucky for me before I got to the end. The other two were ofcourse falling and feeling!

Kath x

Mrs A. said...

Black as coal!! Whete's the soap. Hugs Mrs A.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I'm not sure which is funnier, the punch line or Annie's comment (grin). Love it.

Caro said...

Very funny! Thanks for sharing. Caro xx

Karen Petitt said...

lol, got no idea where you get them put love them every week, and yes I was saying the naughty word in my head lol! xx

Laura said...

Thanks for the smile,