Friday, 10 January 2014

Friday Funny

Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a Beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?" 

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,

"you left your injun runnin".

I know, I know, I'm really sorry ................ 


Annie said...

I fall for it every time :-) thanks for the chuckle.
Annie x

Sarn said...

OH.MY.GODDDDDD! That is terrible. But funny! You nutter.

Happy Friday xxx

Di said...

SNORT, SPLUTTER, too funny :) As Sarn says, you flippin' nutter!

Hugs, Di xx

Nan G said...

You get us every time! ROFLOL

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I fell for it. Thanks for the funny this Friday.

MaggieC (Silvercrafter) said...

Oh yes, that made me chuckle. Thanks for that. Have a good week. xx Maggie #7

Princess Judy Palmer said...

I did not see that coming..... *groan*

mamapez5 said...

Another good one Hettie. You always make me chuckle. Kate x

Kathleen said...

Good giggle here, should have known.

Kath x

butterfly said...

Ho ho ho!!
Alison xx

Laura said...

Ah, I didn't get it... sigh, I'm having one of those days :/