Friday, 20 March 2015

Friday Funny

A man and woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.

Suddenly, the woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered quite violently; as before.

The man was becoming curious and concerned about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered violently.

The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times and this has resulted in noticeable shuddering spasms. Are you all right?"

I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed, but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said, " Pepper"

Thanks Kath for this one!!  

I am sharing this with Annie.

18 comments:

Robyn Oliver said...

Well hello Hettie....well you stumped me with this joke ...so I read it to hubby - he got it straight away...very funny. Have a fabulous week - I bet it'll be full of more laughing Cheers Robyn

Annie said...

Off to find my pepper pot now ;-)
What a giggle.
Hugs,
Annie x

Laura said...

Oh I can always rely on your Friday posts to bring a smile!

Twiglet said...

At least having a cold would be a bit more fun! x Jo

Kyla said...

:-) brilliant

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
chuckle, chuckle.
Oh I do love your funnies.
Brilliant I didn't expect that one.
Nearly said something else but it didn't sound too good, to publish.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Mrs A. said...

In my condition I don't think I can afford to have one!! hugs mrs A.
You are awful but I likes yer.

Princess Judy Palmer said...

Oh my gosh! what a hoot!

Carol L said...

You're so baaaaaaaaadddd telling jokes like this, but I'm laughing :)

Diane said...

Greetings Hettie, thanks for the laugh, have a wonderful weekend.

Hugs Diane

MaryH said...

LOL! ROFL in fact!!! Great way to end a Friday. Happy wkend, and thanks for the chuckle. Hugs

mamapez5 said...

Oh Hettie. That´s another one where I didn´t see the punch line coming! You always make me smile. Kate x

mamapez5 said...

Oh Hettie. That´s another one where I didn´t see the punch line coming! You always make me smile. Kate x

Brenda said...

LOL That was a funny one! Hugs, Brenda

505whimsygirl said...

Tee hee! Off to the store I go.....

Kay

505whimsygirl said...

Tee hee! Off to the store I go.....

Kay

Judys Fabrications said...

Oh dear, there'll be a "run" on pepper this week.Wicked girl Hettie!

butterfly said...

You can never have too much pepper.
Alison xx