Friday, 6 March 2015

Friday Funny

How it all began

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy.

Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg.

Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums.

The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.

To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung.

They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others."

And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known.

He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."  "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.

It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).

That is how it all began. And that's the truth!

As usual on a Friday I am linking this up with Annie for Friday Smiles. 


Kathyk said...



Annie said... says the word of the Lord eh? :-)
Annie x

Kathleen said...

Ha ha, sounds about right.

Kath x

Robyn Oliver said...

Pretty clever Hettie, happy Friday
Cheers Robyn

fairy thoughts said...

And the web hath spoken and verily it must be true ...... Brilliant

Brenda said...

LOL To cute and I loved it! Hugs, Brenda

JoZquilts said...

That's priceless! Amen!
jo x

Princess Judy Palmer said...

Totally sounds plausible to me! I love the Google acronym: God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything!

Helen said...

well done, this is brilliant!

mamapez5 said...

That´s brilliant. Well worth the read!
Kate x

Elizabeth said...

Ah, now I know! So funny - where do you get them :) Elizabeth xx

Kyla said...

Brilliant and explains it all! :-)


MaryH said...

Oh that IS funny! TFS & good luck with the Brusho-s. In case nobody said or you didn't generous with the water! That was my mistake on first effort.Didn't keep the surface as wet...but - that is a neat look too. Have loads of fun, and looking forward to seeing what you create. TFS & Hugs too.

Diane said...

Good Afternoon Hettie, you are just too funny, love the story and now I know how the internet got started.

Hugs diane