An Australian stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Madrid. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Si Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The Australian said, "I will have the same please."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The following day he returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Señor. Sometimes the bull wins."
One for Kate I think!!
I am linking with my friend Annie for her Friday Smiles!
18 comments:
Eeeeek lol, have a great weekend xxx
I KNEW there was a reason I never wanted to be a bull fighter!
Kathyk
OMG!! I have a stinker of a head cold here today and now I can't stop coughing! Thanks for the giggle.
Hugs,
Annie x
OMG!! I have a stinker of a head cold here today and now I can't stop coughing! Thanks for the giggle.
Hugs,
Annie x
Ha ha ha ha ha . . . hilarious xxx
Oooooops. :)
Hugs
Di xx
Argh! But I do wonder what they tasted like! Chicken probably - lol x Jo
Urgh!! x
OMG but couldn't suppress the giggle.
Kath x
Lol!!!
Oh my. Oh dear.
Oh Sam,
you are awful with these Friday Funnies.
You do make me smile and chuckle with them.
Keep them coming every Friday that's what I say.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.
Yes Dear Hettie, you are awful but we like you!!
Judy from OZ!!
AHHHHHHggggghhhhhhhhh! I think I'll stick to my own cooking! lol
Yay for the bull!!
Alison xx
Thanks Hettie. I have heard it before but it still made me laugh. Fortunately there are not many bull fights these days!! Kate x
Still laughing and DH loved it! To quote an old English saying....what a cock & bull story!
Thanks Hettie, have a great w/end,
jo x
Hi Hettie late happy Friday smiles this week...very funny but yuk!! Cheers Robyn
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