Friday, 13 March 2015

Friday Funny


An Australian stopped  at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in  Madrid. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious  looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did  it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just  served?"

The waiter replied, "Si Senor, you have excellent taste!  Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from  the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The Australian said, "I will have the same please."

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.  If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to  save you this delicacy."

The following day he returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the  one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few  bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and  said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much  smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Señor. Sometimes the bull wins."

One for Kate I think!!

I am linking with my friend Annie for her Friday Smiles!

18 comments:

ElizabethR said...

Eeeeek lol, have a great weekend xxx

Kathyk said...

I KNEW there was a reason I never wanted to be a bull fighter!

Kathyk

Annie said...

OMG!! I have a stinker of a head cold here today and now I can't stop coughing! Thanks for the giggle.
Hugs,
Annie x

Annie said...

OMG!! I have a stinker of a head cold here today and now I can't stop coughing! Thanks for the giggle.
Hugs,
Annie x

SARN said...

Ha ha ha ha ha . . . hilarious xxx

Di said...

Oooooops. :)

Hugs

Di xx

Twiglet said...

Argh! But I do wonder what they tasted like! Chicken probably - lol x Jo

Laura said...

Urgh!! x

Kathleen said...

OMG but couldn't suppress the giggle.

Kath x

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Lol!!!

Princess Judy Palmer said...

Oh my. Oh dear.

Jenny L said...

Oh Sam,
you are awful with these Friday Funnies.
You do make me smile and chuckle with them.
Keep them coming every Friday that's what I say.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Judys Fabrications said...

Yes Dear Hettie, you are awful but we like you!!
Judy from OZ!!

Carol L said...

AHHHHHHggggghhhhhhhhh! I think I'll stick to my own cooking! lol

butterfly said...

Yay for the bull!!
Alison xx

mamapez5 said...

Thanks Hettie. I have heard it before but it still made me laugh. Fortunately there are not many bull fights these days!! Kate x

JoZart Quilts said...

Still laughing and DH loved it! To quote an old English saying....what a cock & bull story!
Thanks Hettie, have a great w/end,
jo x

Robyn Oliver said...

Hi Hettie late happy Friday smiles this week...very funny but yuk!! Cheers Robyn