Friday, 29 August 2014

Friday Funny

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert  near a gas station that was closed for the night.  They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 

"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.  Again, there was no response.

Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, 

"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet
and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'
 

14 comments:

Kathyk said...

Heard it before but STILL funny!!

Happy Friday

Kathyk

Debs Willis said...

That is a common, mucky, grubby joke and I howled with laughter! Cat thinks I've lost my marbles (could be onto something there......)
Hugs
Debs x

SARN said...

I shall never look at a petrol pump in the same light again! LOL! xxx

Di said...

Oh I needed that laugh! Too funny for words :)

Hugs, Di xx

Belinda Basson said...

That is me done in now, every time I have to fill up!

Kim said...

Very Good!!

Helen said...

I didn't see that coming, but very funny!!

Kathleen said...

Oh dear, that wasn't what I was expecting so even more funnier.

Kath x

Mrs A. said...

I want a petrol pump!
Hugs Mrs A.

Sue said...

LOL!!!!!!! so funny ...Sue xxx

Susanne Vargas said...

Too funny! Didn't see that coming! Thanks for the laugh!

Diane said...

Thanks for the morning laugh Hettie.

Hugs Diane

scrappymo! said...

Too funny.
Yep, that is where you would stay when you come to visit.
That is just our bunkhouse for guests who don't mind the basics.

For people that feel it is soo basic, there are rooms for rent too. Glamour girl stays in the rooms but married daughter (Domestic Diva) stays in the bunkie!

I will have to eventually post photos of our actual 5th wheel.

Bonnie said...

LOL!