Friday, 15 August 2014

Friday Funny

A reporter was sent to interview a woman who had just celebrated her 100th birthday. 

“You look remarkably healthy,” said the reporter. “To what do you attribute your good health?” 

“I have always used the tried and tested, old-fashioned home remedies whenever I am sick,” she replied. “To improve my digestion I drink beer, in the case of appetite loss I drink white wine, in the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine, in the case of high blood pressure I drink single malt scotch whisky, and when I have a cold I drink schnapps. If I feel a headache coming on I drink a glass or two of Champagne. ”

“When do you drink water?” asked the reporter. 

“I’ve never been that sick,” came the reply.

16 comments:

Kathyk said...

Now that's my kind of remedy! lol

Kathyk

Robyn Oliver said...

Hi Hettie...yep very funny, but put the kettle on for me any day. Cheers and happy Friday Smiles Robyn

Di said...

Tee, hee!! :)

Hugs, Di xx

505whimsygirl said...

Hi Hettie,

Tee hee. Very cute!

Hugs,
Kay

SARN said...

Smirking! xxx

scrappymo! said...

tee hee hee!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Too cute. I really enjoyed this one, since I don't drink much water, either.

Laura said...

atta girl!
:)

Debs Willis said...

So are you on a schnapps & champagne cocktail then ?? :-)
Hugs
Debs x

Kathleen said...

Lol, I haven't been that sick either.

Kath x

Judys Fabrications said...

Love this one!

Carol L said...

Bwahaha!! Good one :)

MaryH said...

Love it! Happy Sunday. TFS & Hugs

Kyla said...

:-)

butterfly said...

Brilliant! I'm not sure that's how our 97-year-old neighbour has done it, but it sounds a good plan to me!
Alison xx

mamapez5 said...

Another funny one, but I'm with Robyn. A good cuppa cures most of my ills! Kate x