Friday, 1 August 2014

Friday Funny

I recently changed GP.   

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. 

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?'

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'

'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why the f.... do you want to live to 80?


Kathyk said...

Good point!!! Thanks for the funny, I've linked to you on my blog again this week!


Annie said...

Hehehe I'm doing it all so just hope I last til I'm 80 :-)
....not really but I certainly get the best out of life :-)
Annie x

Robyn Oliver said...

Yeah I'm chuckling...very funny. Happy Friday Smiles, Hettie and have a lovely weekend Robyn

Di said...

Tee, hee!! I saw that one coming :)

Hugs, Di xx

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

This is really funny. I always laugh when I visit on Friday. Had fun guessing the punchline, too.

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Live it large!! Xx

Helen said...

sounds good to me, have a bit of fun, lol!!

Kathleen said...

Typical male comment.

Kath x

Judys Fabrications said...

Hehe..thanks once again for the great laugh.

Laura said...

Ha! Brilliant

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Hey Sam, I'd love to be your live in gardener. Here's what I did in my front "Flower Bed" and how you can achieve an even better look.

1. Get a few people to share some if their perennials.

2. Plant and water for six days.

3. Allow to grow unattended from then on through fall.

4. In fall, mow the entire area to the ground using a mulching blade.

5. Wait for spring.

6. Transplant a few of the plants that have done well, while leaving some in place.

7. Repeat steps 3-6 for two more years.

8. Your garden is now so overgrown, you're going to hate me (grin).

9. At some point, decorate your garden with various cast offs.

Hope that entitles me to the en suite and adjoining craft room (ha ha).

Nan G said...

Priceless! Big smile from me tonight. Hugs

Eliza said...

Yep he is right why would you want to. thanks for the laugh

Hugs Eliza

butterfly said...

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Alison xx