Friday, 24 May 2013

Friday Funny


Adult Fairy Tale
- Little Friday Humour -

Once upon a time there lived a King. 


The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.. 


But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.


No matter what; 

Metal, 
Wood, 
Stone, 
Anything she touched would melt. 

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.' 

The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. 

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth... 

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. 

The first brought a sword of the finest steel. 

But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. 
The prince went away sadly . 

The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. 


He too was sent away disappointed. 

The third prince approached. He told the Princess, 
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.' 

The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red . 

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. 
And it did not melt!!!
The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. 




And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after. 

Question: What was in the Prince's pants? 









M&M's of course. 



They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.


What were you thinking?? 


I WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!

(Disclaimer:  Other chocolates are available!)

16 comments:

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

HILARIOUS! Of course, NATURALLY I was thinking "It's BOUND to be M&M's" . . . NOT!

Chuckling to myself now!

Hugs
Sarn xxx

Di said...

Brilliant Sam! Caught me out there :)

Hugs, Di xx

Mrs A. said...

And here's me thinking! Ahem where's the soap! Hugs Mrs a.

butterfly said...

Shame for her - only M&Ms, eh?!
Alison xx

Twiglet said...

Is there anything else? lol. x Jo

tilly said...

what else could it have been ???? lol
Tilly

Gay Peplow said...

Ha! Ha! My mind is pure white snow of course, what fun LOL Gay x

Annie said...

Hehehe Love it....if only I could still test out the M & Ms :-)
Hugs,
Annie
ps don't forget to link your posts on a Friday Sam so that others can share them too.

Karen Petitt said...

lol!!!

Angie said...

That so made me smile ....thankyou xx

Laura said...

Hehehehe!!
:)

fairy thoughts said...

Brilliant :)
Thanks for sharing
Janet@9

scrappymo! said...

You caught me there...I think I must have a dirty mind!!!

Carol said...

Hahaha, brilliant!
Carol xx

Mrs A. said...

P.s. I is trying to keep a smidgen of decorum on me blog don't you know. Might not mnhe it ith this weeks tale of woe. Hugs mrs a.

Kyla said...

Oh, girl you get NO better!!!!

kyla x