Friday, 17 May 2013

Friday Funny

Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs.  In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.  In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.  After 50, they are like onions."


"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,  "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man  goes through three phases.  In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.  In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.  After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes.  The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."



Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

I hope that's NOT true!!!!! LOL!

Sarn xxx

tilly said...

tee hee,,,,,, another very funny one lol

ElizabethR said...

Love it xxx

Di said...

Snort!! :)

Now go and stand on the naughty step.

Hugs, Di xx

Gay Peplow said...

Oh yes, Oh dear I think the naughty step is quite right Di!! Funny though! Hi there Sam, I've missed so many cool makes on your blog, not least Doris!! Woah how much fun is she?? :D Great Christmas album too, so much to look at and admire, clever use of colour and texture, love it, Hugs Gay x

Kim said...

Oh good!! Very very good!!

Twiglet said...

Maybe that's why Christmas trees look best in the garden after a hard frost! Jo x

Annie said...

Jo asked if I'd read your Fridays funny this week but I must have missed it with being at the hospital. It was worth finding to read :-)
I used to like Christmas :-)
Annie x