Friday, 30 November 2012

Friday Funny

Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.  

When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. 

The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ........... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time." 

Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America and de odder in Australia and here I am in Dublin.  When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all dranktogedder." 

The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more. 

Patrick becomes a regular customer, and always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints and drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.  

One day he comes in & orders just two pints.   

All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. 

When he goes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." 

Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts to laugh.

"Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!  

Tis me,......................... 
Quit Drinking !"


Annie said...

Hehehe that's brilliant Sam.
A x

Di said...

Bwah, ha, ha - love this Sam :) Hugs, Di xx

Lunch Lady Jan said...

LOLOL - that's a hoot!!

Carol Hornby-Clements said...

Good one

Mrs F said...

It's the well you tell 'um!

Very good Sam, another great Friday funny.

Have a good weekend, big hugs xxx

ElizabethR said...

Love it, have a fab weekend. Elizabeth xxx

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Dat's de Irish for yer!



Twiglet said...

Brill - think I could give up drinking that way!!

Victoria said...

Thanks for the giggle! Hope you are well!