Friday, 16 November 2012

Friday Funny


A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob and I've always loved the results, but now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "No point asking about the beard then..........."

10 comments:

Amanda said...

so funny, I always say I am scared of facelifts for that very reason lol. Hugs, Amanda x

Annie said...

Hehehe I'm def not going there then cos my face wouldn't be able to lift the bags I would get under my eyes!
hehehe
Hugs,
A x

Di said...

Just job I'd swallowed that mouthful of coffee before I read this Sam!! :)) Hugs, Di xx

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

ROFL! xxx

Cardarian said...

ha, ha had to think for a minute, but then burst into a laugh... you see I am not English so I need a minute! Very funny - no facelifts for me....
Thank you for a brightening my very dull Friday!
Lots of hugs,
Cardarian

ElizabethR said...

lol will stick with the facecream here xxx

Kim said...

ROFL! Oh My!

Twiglet said...

lol- brill - cheered me up on this damp gloomy day - thanks!! x Jo

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Better get the clippers out..... :)
Hugs, LLJ xx

Picto said...

That made me laugh out loud....... thank you :)

Jan x