On their way to get
married, a young Roman Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for
St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While anxiously waiting they began
to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter
arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.
St. Peter
said, “I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find
out” and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a
couple of months.
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons.
If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what
with the eternal aspect of it all? “What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in
Heaven together forever?”
Yet another month passed before St. Peter
finally
returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
“Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in
Heaven.”
”Great!” said the couple. “But we were just wondering; what if
things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”
St.
Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
“What's wrong?” asked the frightened couple.
“OH, come ON!!”
St. Peter shouted. “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you
have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???”
6 comments:
Hehehe brilliant Sam....I've been say waiting for my friday giggle and I have to say you've not let me down :-)
Hugs,
A x
ROFLMAO xxx
I know where you work, so it's even funnier!
Hugs
Sarn xxx
Oh very good!!!
Love it - big smile here! And you should know - did you pass this one around the office? :)
Hugs, Di xx
LOLOL!! xx
OOohhh! That is such a good giggle. I totally did not see that coming.
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