Friday, 26 October 2012

Friday Funny - Australian Love Poem

An Australian Love Poem
(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer

Well, it does say "Friday Funny"!  Have a great weekend!


Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Hmmm! Typical! xxx

Di said...

Ha, ha! As Sarn says, typical really :( Hugs, Di xx

Annie said...

Hehehe love it....just glad I live in England :-)
A x

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Cardarian said...

ha, ha, ha had a really good laugh!
Thank you for brightening a dull evening!

Terry said...

Oh too funny! Love the poem! Sadly so much of that is true!!!

Anonymous said...

Hmm us Poms could show them a thing or two when it comes to romance!

Our fellas always say please when asking for a beer lol

Good poem Sam xxx

May said...

Hee.Hee... love it!!! Hugs May x x x

RosC said...

Oh maaaate! Whada corker, hur-hur-hur! Some blokes are just bad blighters but not all happily.
Great poem though.

Hope you don't mind me adding to the Friday Funnies scene, Hettie. I used to share them by email with a group of friends and I've enjoyed reading some of yours.