Friday, 28 November 2014

Friday Funny

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ................





















"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."



I am linking with my friend Annie for her Friday Smiles!

18 comments:

Robyn Oliver said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA, very funny Hettie, enjoy your weekend Robyn

Kathyk said...

Heard it before but .... STILL FUNNY!

Happy Friday

Kathyk

Judys Fabrications said...

Hehe!! Good one!

Annie said...

I could see that one comming....I watch Mrs Brown :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

Lesley Thomas said...

Really funny - I'm still giggling. Since I'm 68, I wonder if I will get like that?

Nan G said...

ROFLOL! :) :) :-o

Di said...

Hilarious - caught me good and proper :)

Hugs

Di xx

Elizabeth said...

Brilliant - hilarious - I just did not see that coming at all :) Hugs, Elizabeth xx

505whimsygirl said...

Haaaa. This could be my future...
Hugs
Kay

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
ooooooooooo that sounds just like me and hubby now. lol.
I am so glad our old age antics are a good laugh to everyone. lol.
It made me smile, even though it could be very true one day of all of us. lol.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Helen said...

oh so good!!

Kathleen said...

This really made me laugh, last thing I expected.

Kath x

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Sorry I'm late getting here. Just said good-bye to Thanksgiving company. That was a new funny to me. I laughed hard when I read it.

Mrs A. said...

Didn't see that one coming at all. Lol,. Hugs Mrs A.

SARN said...

OMG! Love it! That'll be ME one day . . .so be kind! xxx

Debs Willis said...

That is SO funny! Can see myself doing that too!
Hugs
Debs x

Diane said...

Greetings Hettie, I am still laughing.

Hugs Diane

Bonnie said...

Thanks for the belly laugh!