Friday, 21 November 2014

Friday Funny

NO Speak English

A German woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.

The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you Thinking?

Her husband speaks English....hellooo!

I worry about you Sometimes!

I am linking with my friend Annie for her Friday Smiles!


Debs Willis said...

Ha ha yes I jumped to the obvious! I worry about me too :-)
Loving rte Friday funnies xx

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Oh, I'm soooo predictable. I laughed like a drain at this one!! Think you'll catch everyone out :-)
HUgs, LLJ xxx

Twiglet said...

Oh thank you Sam - that's the first real laugh since my op - and it diidn't hurt too much either so I must be healing nicely!! x

Annie said...

And we all like a sausage don't we? ;-)
Thanks for the giggle Sam.
Annie x

Susanne Vargas said...

That is too funny! I am glad that my English is a little better than hers so I don't have to resort to those methods when I go grocery shopping!

Helen said...

ROFL! yes, we all thought the same.... raised a big smile today,Sam. xx

Kathleen said...

Great minds think alike, funny.

Kath x

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

This is the exact reason I'm a vegetarian. This is too cute.

SARN said...

Brilliant! xxx

Robyn Oliver said...

Chuckling away here, yes very funny Hettie, enjoy your weekend Robyn

The Caked Crusader said...

Got me!