Friday, 7 November 2014

Friday Funny

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells.

If you don't laugh at this, you're chicken!


Annie said...

I'm no chicken....I REALLY laughed at this one.
Really hope those legs of yours are healing well now.
Biggest hugs,
Annie x

Lesley Thomas said...

Funny! Great play on words too.

Lunch Lady Jan said...

This is the best yet! I laughed a lot :-)

Di said...

Fantastic!! :))


Sylvia/LittleTreasures said...

Yes...a funny one but oh so true here in America... Thanks for sharing and Have a great weekend. I'll be home making soup and keeping warm. Sunday/Monday for sure..SNOW, WIND and COLD TEMPS. yuck

Mrs A. said...

Wasn't the one I was expecting. this is funnier. hugs Mrs A.
p.s. makes a new twist on 'Pull the other leg it's got bells on'!!

Kathleen said...

Great and love the connections to the prizes.

Kath x

mamapez5 said...

Very clever, and I rally did laugh at this one. Kate x

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

After just having a mid-term election in the States on Tuesday, this hits closer to home than you might imagine. However, I DID laugh. Great double entendre.

Sorry to read about your fall. Hope you are better soon.

Sue said...

LOL!!!!!!!!! love it...huggles Sue xx

Robyn Oliver said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha, yes very funny Hettie and quietly a bit true...the pollies are a worry especially since we do vote them in. Cheers Robyn

Karen Petitt said...

I is no chicken nor a spring chicken any more lol! Love it! Hope you little leg is all healed now Karen x

Lisca Meijer said...

This is a really good one! I laughed so much! Thank you so much for making my day!
I'm going to share this joke. It's one of the very few I really like.