Friday, 14 November 2014

Friday Funny



Some definitions for you...


ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.

INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:

A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN:

An honest opinion openly expressed. 




And MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES:

Something other people have,

Similar to my character lines.

12 comments:

Annie said...

Brilliant....how clever. Thanks for sharing Sam. Hope that leg is starting to heal better now.
Hugs,
Annie x

Kathyk said...

AWESOME funnies today

Kathyk

Laura said...

Great!
'Mud with the juice squeezed out' is one I will remember, and perhaps even jot down in my art journal :)
Wishing you lots of smiles over the weekend

Susanne Vargas said...

Those are brilliant! Love them all!

fairy thoughts said...

Fab as always ... My fav is the yawn
Thanks for sharing
Kanet

Di said...

Tee, hee! Some new ones here Sam :)

Hugs

Di xx

Angela Coles said...

funny.

bless you

Kathleen said...

Nice to have a bit if a smile and giggle as I am at it again watching Children in Need, tears flowing.

Kath x

Robyn Oliver said...

...of course I don't have wrinkles either, you find the best things Hettie for us to have a chuckle at...isn't the English language complicated. Thanks for my weekly 'joke', cheers and enjoy your weekend Robyn

Elizabeth said...

Brilliant! I'm still chuckling over the first one - sounds like me :) And the definition of Committee - so true, so true! Thanks for sharing, Elizabeth xx

mamapez5 said...

Your favourite was the real smile today, but they are all a clever use of words and I like that. Kate x

Anne said...

Hee hee. x