Friday, 19 September 2014

Friday Funny

This is good

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton : Cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing


Kathyk said...

THanks for this FF - I've linked to you on my blog too

Happy Friday


Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I'm not playing at Annie's this week, but I really, really enjoyed this one. I wonder if we Americans can see more humor in this than you.

SARN said...

Hilarious! Love it xxx

Lunch Lady Jan said...


Annie said...

Omg that's brilliant Sam. Love it.
Annie x

Di said...

So funny - but who's Monica? :)

Hugs, Di xx

Shaz Brooks said...

Rofl at this Hettie- you do find some real gems! Hugs, Shaz xxx

Sue said...

This made me LOL Sam! have a great weekend huggles Sue xxx

Kim said...

Ohh, very good!!!!

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
I really like reading your Friday posts.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

mamapez5 said...

Another good laugh Sam! Kate x

Mrs A. said...

I do so love reading your funnies.
Di is so funny too. Hugs Mrs A.

Kathleen said...

Well this is different and the bit that made me really giggle was the last comparison.

Kath x

Judys Fabrications said...

We non-Americans probably see MORE humour in this one!!
Thanks Hettie.Made my Saturday morning!

Darnell J Knauss said...

Snortle. Why can't we have that guy running this country?! He's obviously a smartie and Lord knows we have trouble finding people with that qualification!! Hugs, Darnell

Debs Willis said...

I don't know where you find them but this one had me snorting in my tea!!
Hope you've had a good weekend and all geared up for the excitement to come!! :-)
Debs xx

Carol L said...

Without a doubt, he's a true genius! Hilarious!!!