Friday, 5 September 2014

Friday Funny

CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN ?


On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is 
involved in a fatal car accident. 

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates 
waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.  While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven ? 

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. 
Let me go find out,' and he leaves. 

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and 
the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work ?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever ?' 

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, 
looking somewhat bedraggled. 

'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple, 'But  we were just wondering, 
what if things don't work out ? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven ?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

'What's wrong ?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON !', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here ! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer ? !'


14 comments:

Kathyk said...

Another goodie this week!

Kathyk

Annie said...

hehehe I love it.
Hugs,
Annie x
ps it's soooo good to be back.

Debs Willis said...

ROfl! This one had me choking on my tea!
Hugs
Debs x

SARN said...

BRILLIANT! xxx

Carole Z said...

Very funny! I popped over to say thank you for your comment on my hen photo box on my blog the other day...sorry it's taken me so long, things have been a bit hectic...yes, hens are the best pets ever! Carole Z X

Robyn Oliver said...

Hello Hetti, happy Friday...yes, you had me chuckling out loud, very funny. Have a great weekend Robyn

Di said...

PERFECT!!!

xx

Twiglet said...

Very funny! x Jo

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Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
I am still giggling as I'm writing this.
Great just great love it.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Carol L said...

ROFL!! Too funny! Thanks for the chuckles :)

Kathleen said...

Or a Financial Advisor!

Kath x

Judys Fabrications said...

Another laugh out loud one!Thanks Hettie!

Diane said...

Thanks for the laugh Hettie.

Hugs diane