Friday 12 September 2014

Friday Funny

The Zoo Keeper

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him.

To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.

He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both..What can he do?

Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything... He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees.He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.  By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

 Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.

He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"

The lion says: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees



Kathyk said...

Eminently groan worthy but you gotta laugh first!!! Have to say that my FF is along the same lines (groanworthy)

Happy Friday


Annie said...

Hehehe I have to admit I chuckled.
Annie x

Sarn said...

I don't know which was louder . . . the groan or the laughter! LOVE this one! xxx

Mrs A. said...

Didn't see that one coming! Hugs Mrs A.

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
now this ditty is a cracker.
I can't sop chuckling. I love it.
Mind you I have a very weird sense of humour.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Jean said...

It did make me chuckle.
Jean x

Belinda Basson said...

And laugh I did!

Kathleen said...

Don't know which came first the moan or the giggle.

Kath x

Carol L said...

AAAAHahahahaha! Knee slapper :)

JD/ Jill said...

I groaned...I admit it...but I also laughed and I needed a chuckle thanks for the smile.

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
I have put an Anniversary card on my blog for you and hubby.
I know it will be late, but if you let me have your address, by email.
I'll post it to you on Monday.
You will find my email address on the top of my blog where it says contact me.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Debs Willis said...

So funny, but don't think your bees will be too happy!
Did make me slog hour loud though :-)
Hugs Debs

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Kyla said...

Love it! From a bee lover too :-)

ginny c said...

Even husband laughed