Friday, 16 May 2014

Friday Funny


A circus owner runs an advert for a ?lion tamer wanted? and two people show up.

One is a retired golfer in his late-sixties and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history."

"Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.

The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!! He says, "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!"

He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old golfer replies, "Possibly...but you've got to get that lion out of there first."

24 comments:

Annie said...

Hehehe love it.
Hugs,
Annie x

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I didn't see that one coming. that is adorable. And you should be ashamed of yourself (Grin).

SARN said...

Made me LOL! Hilarious! xxx

Lunch Lady Jan said...

That made me hoot!!
Xxxx

ElizabethR said...

ROFL didn't expect that xxx

fairy thoughts said...

he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
janet

fairy thoughts said...

he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
janet

fairy thoughts said...

he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
janet

fairy thoughts said...

he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
janet

fairy thoughts said...

he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
janet

fairy thoughts said...

he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
janet

Laura said...

Ha! Didn't see that coming.
Thanks for the smile
Laura

Super Stamp Girl said...

Hahaha! Awesome, I was not predicting the joke to end like that!! Too funny. Thanks for sharing. TGIF!

Chrysalis said...

Ditto to all the above!! Have a great weekend, Chris xx

Caro said...

Very funny! Thanks for the smile. Caro x (#13)

JoZart said...

I'm chucking away and I bet Janet (Fairythoughts) was laughing so much her finger got stuck on the send button!
Jo x

Kathleen said...

Brilliant.

Kath x

fairyrocks said...

LOL,Golfers!! Too funny, thanks for sharing

Sylvia/LittleTreasures said...

Yes siree...it was a big smile !! Have a great week.

Mrs A. said...

Nice one!! Must show this to The Doc. Hugs Mrs A.

Twiglet said...

Brilliant - I didn't see that one coming. x Jo

mamapez5 said...

Once again you have made me smile. Your stories always have an unexpected twist. Kate x

butterfly said...

Tee hee - very good!
Alison xx

Kyla said...

Naughty!!! :-)

Hope to catch up Saturday?

Kyla