Friday, 23 May 2014

Friday Funny


Black Panties



Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.  Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. 

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." 

Well, it was an immediate hit.  They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain...

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties.  He in his birthday suit. 

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" 

She replied:

"My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning." 

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same,  She stood there wearing the black lacy panties, and he was in his birthday suit.  But now he was wearing a black condom... 

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences"

17 comments:

Annie said...

Oh Sam. Where do you find them? :-) :-) :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

SARN said...

Snigger! xxx

Kathyk said...

Oh My!!! ROFLMSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kathyk

Twiglet said...

Oh Sam! You always catch us out. Thanks for the giggle. x Jo

505whimsygirl said...

OMG! haaaaaa

Happy Friday,
Kay

Sue said...

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sam!!!! so funny lol huggles Sue xxx

Caro said...

Hilarious! Thanks for the smile. Caro x (#9)

Kathleen said...

Ooo you are aweful but I like it.

Kath x

Nan G said...

ROFLOL I love your sense of humor Hettie!

Anne said...

So funny :-) Anne x

Di said...

Bwahahahahaha, bringing a big bar of Fairy soap tomorrow to wash your mouth out :))

Hugs, Di xx

Mrs A. said...

Omg. Not exactly wot I should be reading in the lounge of a hotel late at night whilst the other guests are quaffing their night caps. .!! Your so naughty but I likes yer.
Hugs mrs a.

Judys Fabrications said...

Ho Ho, He He, Ha Ha..Thanks I needed that!!
Judy xx

mamapez5 said...

Where do you get them from? You are one naughty lady but you always make me laugh! Kate x

Karen Petitt said...

hehehe oo that's rude but soo good! lol!

Laura said...

Rather late visiting the smiles - I'm calling them Tuesday Smiles instead!
Thanks for the rude smile!
Laura

butterfly said...

Yup, and I'm having a Thursday guffaw!
Alison xx