Friday, 21 February 2014

Friday Funny

A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts & wore mini-skirts.


Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.  Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the food and service was good and the beer was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they could dine in peace and quiet and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.  Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilets for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.  Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

21 comments:

SARN said...

I like it . . . am chuckling away. xxx

Annie said...

Thanks for that Sam. Really needed a chuckle this morning.
Hugs,
Annie x

Kathyk said...

Oh My! It really COULD happen!!!

Kathyk

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Hettie, I LOVE this. Actually, I was expecting the 80 year old guys to go there for the mini skirts again. What a fun thing to read right before I head to bed.

Twiglet said...

AW bless em - hope they found their way home after! x Jo

Karen Petitt said...

Love it, read to DH and got a chuckle which given his current grumpiness is very good! Thank you for sharing x

Sunshine Girl said...

Lol

Kathleen said...

Ha ha, good one.

Kath x

Kathleen said...

Ha ha, good one.

Kath x

MaryH said...

Ho Ha Ho! I can see that happening, very easily! Thanks for the smile this evening. Hugs.

Ann B said...

That's me, and I'm nowhere never my ,80s.
:-)

Laura said...

Brilliant!
Thanks for the smiles,
Laura

butterfly said...

Oh dear...
xx

fairy thoughts said...

:-) :-)
janet

Princess Judy Palmer said...

Whoo hoo! That one cracked me up. I love that your jokes are clean enough for the whole family.... well, if you family has a funny bone. tee hee!

Kyla said...

:-)

MaggieC said...

With your permission, I am going to share this one. Really made me giggle. Thank you for that bit of fun. xx Maggie

mamapez5 said...

I'm with Elizabeth. I too thought they would go back to the mini-skirts at 80! You made me chuckle anyway. Kate x

505whimsygirl said...

Hi Hettie,

Tee hee. I have heard this one before but it always makes me laugh.
I hope you had a wonderful weekend!

Hugs,
Kay

Gay Peplow said...

Tee hee, very funny and possibly quite true, how scary is that!!! :D x

Bonnie said...

Hee, hee, hee......