Friday, 14 February 2014

Friday Funny

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, So, you finish?

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. No.

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.

This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, You finish?

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, No.

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, You finish?

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear... No, I Norwegian....

OK so this was the most romantic one I could find!!  Happy Valentines Day to all you hopeless romantics!


SARN said...

Snigger! xxx

Twiglet said...

Lol - I think I might be Norwegian - if ever I am asked!!! x Jo

Kathyk said...

Oops!! lol


Lunch Lady Jan said...

Snigger!! Great funny for Valentines Day :-)
Thanks for the chuckle xxxx

JoZart said...

Ooh! you are awful, but I like it! Tee Hee!
Jo x

tilly said...

certainly a laugh from me

Caro said...

Snigger! Thanks for naughty smile. Caro x (#8)

butterfly said...

Oh, yes... sooo romantic!!!
Alison xx

Kathleen said...

This did make me laugh.

Kath x

Mrs A. said...

Mrs A.

Annie said...

Hehe I'm English :-)
Annie x

Di said...

Snort - heard this one before but you caught me out anyhow! :)

Hugs, Di xx

Laura said...

Oops, just got a funny look for laughing out loud!! :)

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I kept looking for the punchline, and this one caught me off guard. Yep, it was funny. Happy belated Valentine's Day, too.

MaryH said...

Laughing! Naughty you...but funnee! TFS & Hugs

Bonnie said...