Friday, 21 September 2012

Friday Funny


A friend of mine found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.    

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.  At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms." 

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.  If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." 

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."


Annie said...

Oh that's brilliant [my face aches now!] pop over to read my Friday's post so I can make you laugh too....cos I know you will today :-)
A x

Kim said...

Oh my!

Mrs F said...

Never heard it be called that before!

Very good that one Sam :)

Love the new blog background, it looks great.

Have a great weekend, take care xx

Di said...

Ha, ha - almost choked on my coffee here!

Hope you ain't telling these jokes in break times in the Playground :)

Hugs, Di xx

Lunch Lady Jan said...

LOLOL - I don't know...Schnauzer, Spratts pussy..what is happening to the blogs this week.... tut tut!!

ElizabethR said...

Lol,Schnauzer - is that the Welsh word then lol xxxx Have a fab weekend xxx

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...


Love this one Sam.

Isn't that dog CUTE with a capital C?

Sarn xxx

Mrs A. said...

Still laughing and its sunday now!!. Keep em coming. Hugs Mrs A.

Gay Peplow said...

Oh yes, made me chuckle too, thanks for the giggle Sam, Gay x