Friday, 7 September 2012

Friday Funny - Shopping Trip




A woman was in town on a shopping trip.  
She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.  
In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. 

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU..  
The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.  
As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. 

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. 

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. 

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself!  
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take!  
For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care.  And you will now be his career!' 

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed. 

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.'

10 comments:

Annie said...

Black humour or what? I love it. Thanks for the giggle. :-) :-) :-)
Hugs,
A x

ElizabethR said...

Lol only a true girlie could laught at that one hehe. Have a fab weekend. Elizabeth xxx

Mrs F said...

LMAO, very good Sam.

Have a great weekend xx

Di said...

Snigger - have a good weekend! Di xx

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

I'm sniggering too. xxx

Gay Peplow said...

Dreadful woman!! Funny though LOL Thank you, :0) Gay x

Lunch Lady Jan said...

That's so bad!! But I'm grinning :D

Princess Judy Palmer said...

Oh my gosh! I totally was wondering where that joke was going!

Mrs A. said...

you are so awful but I like you!!!!
Have a great weekend. Keep those chikins away from the darn ducks.
Hugs Mrs A.

Victoria said...

Too naughty!