Friday, 30 October 2015

Friday Funny

 A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the
next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
 
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'
 
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by
   drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.
 
After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time..
 
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
 
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . ..




Wait for it ... ....





It's coming ..... ....




The  suspense is killing you, isn't it?






She said ... ...

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)
 
Sharing this with Annie for our regular Friday Smiles!!  
  
    
      
        

18 comments:

Annie said...

That was just what we needed this morning Sam. Thanks so much for the giggle.
Have a great day tomorrow....give my love to everyone please.
Hugs,
Annie x

Lisca Meijer said...

I was just going grrr at some computer problems I am having, and you made me smile! I will have to tell my husband over coffee. Thank you for your Smile.
Have a great week,
,
Lisca

Barb said...

Fantastic! It actually did make me LOL. Have a great week. Barbxx

Lynn Holland said...

Can't reply I'm to busy rolling round the floor laughing xx

JoZart Quilts said...

That is such a good 'un!! What a hoot and I didn't anticipate the punch line at all.
Have a great weekend, .... off to tell it to DH!!!
Jo x

SARN said...

Oh my Godddddddddd! That is just awful . . . but FUNNY! xxxx

Twiglet said...

Oh yes - that one caught me out too! Thanks for the giggle. x Jo

Angela Radford said...

Heeeeeeee, Oh my! trust you! that was a good one x Angela x

Robyn Oliver said...

Yeah have to agree with all the rest....that's the best chuckle I've had for ages....Have a fabulous weekend Hettie, hugs Robyn

Kathleen said...

Think I have seen this before but it still made me smile.

Kath x

505whimsygirl said...

Hehe!!!! I love to this one Hettie!!

Happy Friday
Hugs Kay

505whimsygirl said...

Hehe!!!! I love to this one Hettie!!

Happy Friday
Hugs Kay

505whimsygirl said...

Hehe!!!! I love to this one Hettie!!

Happy Friday
Hugs Kay

Helen said...

hehehehe that's a good one!! see you tomorrow, I've just packed a case of crafty goodies.. bet I want something I've left behind!

mamapez5 said...

I loved that Hettie! Have a good week. Kate x

MaryH said...

ROFL! Crapalanche has been added to my Bloginitions page - with a link back to you. Love this terminology. Much more descriptive than saying 'all the mess on my table'. Hugs

butterfly said...

Hah hah! I like it!!
Alison xx

Elizabeth said...

Oh, that's so funny :) Thanks for sharing. Elizabeth xx