Friday, 9 October 2015

Friday Funny

This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.

He said:   "Up until this last week, I still had it all !!! A cook cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed, pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, Internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school. . ... "


I asked him,   "What happened?  Drugs?   Alcohol?   Divorce?"


"Oh No, nothing like that" he said, "No, no ... I just got out of prison !"



 LET’S GO ROB A BANK.  Life in jail sounds OK to me.

 

Tee Hee!!!!  Off to join Annie with Friday Smiles.  Have a good weekend everyone!!


15 comments:

Annie said...

How right that is. :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

Barb said...

No waiting in the A & E!

Have a lovely week Hettie. Barbxx

Lisca Meijer said...

Prison doesn't seem so bad does it. Some people have suggested that the elderly should go to prison as the care is better than in the community.
Have a good week,
Lisca

JoZart Quilts said...

Too right! you missed off.. education, art &leisure facilities, gym, library and a little job too!
Jo x

CraftygasheadZo said...

Sadly a true story for many. As said prisoners are looked after bettter than our elderly. But yes it still made me smile! Take care Zo xx

505whimsygirl said...

Isn't that right! The mentally ill will get treated in prison but there's no good facilities for them, especially in the States.

Hugs,
Kay

505whimsygirl said...

Isn't that right! The mentally ill will get treated in prison but there's no good facilities for them, especially in the States.

Hugs,
Kay

sue jones said...

I often say that a stint in prison would be a nice hoilday ! Have a great week . soojay xx

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
for once I could see that's where this was going.
Not very often I can say that.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

mamapez5 said...

That's a bit too close to the truth! Kate x

505whimsygirl said...

Had to come by and tell you that it is a hibiscus!!! Ha. You and Kate pointed that out. My peony here looks just like yours, I'm sure. I'll try to remember to share a photo of my peony next Friday (along with something else).

Hugs,
Kay

Twiglet said...

Yes - on paper it sounds perfect but I am sure in real life it must be quite different - well if it isn't it should be!! x Jo

Kathleen said...

Lol, and the way of the world these days.

Kath x

Angela Radford said...

Interesting but I still prefer not to have to find out so I shall try to be a good girl Lol! x

Diane said...

Super funny Hettie, I certainly did not expect that ending.

Hugs Diane