Friday, 23 October 2015

Friday Funny

 

A 54 year  old woman had a heart attack and was taken to  the hospital..

While on the operating  table she had a near death experience. Seeing 
God she asked "Is my time up?"

God  said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months  and 8 days to live.."

Upon recovery, the  woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a 
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and  a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come  in and change her hair colour and brighten and 
whiten her teeth!

Since she had so much  more time to live, she figured she might as well 
make the most of it.

After her last  operation, she was released from the hospital. 

While crossing the street on her way  home, she was killed by an  ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she  demanded:

What happened? "I thought you  said I had another 43 years to live? Why
didn't  you pull me from out of the path of the  ambulance?"  



(You'll love this) 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
God replied: "I  didn't bloody recognize you." 
 
 
Off to join in with Annie's Friday Smiles.  I hope this raised a smile for you too. Happy Friday xx
 

18 comments:

Annie said...

Hehehehe I love it. Thanks for my morning chuckle Sam.
Hugs,
Annie x

Twiglet said...

Brilliant! I was just thinking as I got out of the shower this morning - I don't care what the hell it looks like as long as it all still works!!! x Jo

Barb said...

Fantastic Hettie. I shall be sharing this with friends this evening. Have a lovely weekend. Barbxx

SARN said...

Hee hee hee . . .like this one A LOT! xxx

Happy Friday xxx

Lisca Meijer said...

Hahaha! (the Spanish go: jajaja) That is a good one. Can't wait to tell my husband.
Thanks,
Have a good week,
Lisca

Robyn Oliver said...

Oh Yes Hettie, that's a 'killer' - a great laugh. Have a wonderful weekend Cheers Robyn

Angela Radford said...

Now that's the best one I've heard in a long time!!!!
Happy Friday smiles, Angela x

Elizabeth said...

I didn't see the punchline coming, Hettie. So funny, I'm still laughing :) Elizabeth xx

Kathleen said...

Lol, well that's why I don't go in for that type of thing,

Lynn Holland said...

Haha haha haha haha sorry can't speak haha haha

mamapez5 said...

Ha ha! I couldn't anticipate the last line this time. Kate x

sue jones said...

Ha Ha Brill. Have a fab week xx Soojay

Diane said...

Thanks for the laugh Hettie.

Hugs diane

Carol L said...

Ohhhhhh, good one Hettie :) LOL

JoZart Quilts said...

Another great LOL one Hettie!
I was at the Malvern Quilt Show so never managed to join in on Friday. Just playing catch up.
Jo x

butterfly said...

Very silly, but very funny!
Alison xx

505whimsygirl said...

Hello Hettie,

Oh, this is funny! I'm finally getting around to Friday Smiles. Actually a nice way to start a new week.

Hugs,
Kay

CraftygasheadZo said...

Hee hee that's funny! Am late getting round, but what a great way to start the week! Take care Zo xx