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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital..
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten and whiten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded: What happened? "I thought you said I had another 43 years to live? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" (You'll love this)
God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."
Off to join in with Annie's Friday Smiles. I hope this raised a smile for you too. Happy Friday xx
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Friday, 23 October 2015
Friday Funny
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18 comments:
Hehehehe I love it. Thanks for my morning chuckle Sam.
Hugs,
Annie x
Brilliant! I was just thinking as I got out of the shower this morning - I don't care what the hell it looks like as long as it all still works!!! x Jo
Fantastic Hettie. I shall be sharing this with friends this evening. Have a lovely weekend. Barbxx
Hee hee hee . . .like this one A LOT! xxx
Happy Friday xxx
Hahaha! (the Spanish go: jajaja) That is a good one. Can't wait to tell my husband.
Thanks,
Have a good week,
Lisca
Oh Yes Hettie, that's a 'killer' - a great laugh. Have a wonderful weekend Cheers Robyn
Now that's the best one I've heard in a long time!!!!
Happy Friday smiles, Angela x
I didn't see the punchline coming, Hettie. So funny, I'm still laughing :) Elizabeth xx
Lol, well that's why I don't go in for that type of thing,
Haha haha haha haha sorry can't speak haha haha
Ha ha! I couldn't anticipate the last line this time. Kate x
Ha Ha Brill. Have a fab week xx Soojay
Thanks for the laugh Hettie.
Hugs diane
Ohhhhhh, good one Hettie :) LOL
Another great LOL one Hettie!
I was at the Malvern Quilt Show so never managed to join in on Friday. Just playing catch up.
Jo x
Very silly, but very funny!
Alison xx
Hello Hettie,
Oh, this is funny! I'm finally getting around to Friday Smiles. Actually a nice way to start a new week.
Hugs,
Kay
Hee hee that's funny! Am late getting round, but what a great way to start the week! Take care Zo xx
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