Friday, 16 October 2015

Friday Funny

In Dublin this morning at a busy city centre bus stop, a lovely young woman, wearing a very tight mini skirt, joined the queue waiting for a bus. When a bus stopped & it was her turn to get on, she found that her new skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of that first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed & with a quick rather self-conscious smile to the bus driver, she reached behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg & then once again, she tried to mount the bus step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, now a little more embarrassed, she very quickly once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a bit more, & for a second time attempted to get up onto the bus. BUT found, yet again, much to her dismay, she couldn't raise her leg high enough. Flashing a little smile to the driver, she quickly reached behind for a third time to unzip it even more but unfortunately she still was unable to make the step.

BUT this time, a big burly Kerry man who was standing behind, grabbed her round the waist, picked her up easily & swung her gently up onto the bus.

Ohh . . but she went ballistic. . Immediately she turned on the “would-be Samaritan” yelling, "How dare you grab hold o’ me, like that! I don't even know who you are!"

The Kerry man smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda thought we were friends!"
Linking this with my friend Annie for Friday Smiles!!! Have a great weekend 😃


Annie said...

Hehehe Love it. That really made me chuckle today Sam. Thanks for that.
Have a great week.
Annie x

SARN said...

Ha ha ha! Brilliant xxx

Barb said...

Ha ha ha! Good One. Have a lovely week Hettie. Barbxx

CraftygasheadZo said...

Ha ha that's a good one. Certainly made me chucle!! Take care Zo xx

Robyn Oliver said...

OOOHH dear Hettie you have us all chuckling away again - you have a great store of jokes. Enjoy your weekend Cheers Robyn

JoZart Quilts said...

Hee, hee, never saw that coming!
Have a great weekend,
Jo x

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
I love my Friday giggle at your blog.
Even if I could see that one before you got to the end.
Love and big hugs from my house to yours.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Kathleen said...

Brought a smile.

Kath x

Mrs A. said...

Get away with you. hugs Mrs A. Can I have some extra grain for breakies tomorrow please cos its get right nippy. A hot water bottle would be nice too but don't tell Miss Di.

Angela Radford said...

Very funny, love it. Happy weekend, Angela x

Bonnie said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.....Thanks for not only making me smile, but laugh out loud!

Lisca Meijer said...

I didn't see that one coming and laughed out loud!
Have a good week,

Kyla said...

Brilliant....reminded me of the time I wore a skin tight pencil skirt to work when my then boss ordered me to drive a hire car to was a new land rover....well my 5 foot 1inch frame meant my skirt had to be hoiked up just to get in!!!

Lynn Holland said...

You are hysterical with your jokes xx

butterfly said...

Oops! xx