Friday, 3 April 2015

Friday Funny

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"


Linking this up with Annie as usual!


Kathyk said...

Loving this one!!

Happy Easter


tilly said...

hehehe lovely Friday giggle

SARN said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! Oops . . . busted!

Happy Easter xxx

Di said...

Oh dear, I had to read this twice before I got it!! Too funny though :)


Di xx

Annie said...

I'm a bit slow today Sam...I read it out to hubby and it took us both a minute or two to see why it was funny!! :-)
Annie x

Robyn Oliver said...

You always share a great funny with us Hettie - just read this to my son and had a chuckle too. Thanks and enjoy your weekend Robyn

Fiona@Staring at the Sea said...

Ha ha!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

You always find the funniest jokes to share with us. This one was super. Loved it.

Happy Friday, happy weekend, happy Easter!

Mrs A. said...

Had to think about that one!!
Hugs mrs A.

Helen said...

Very good!! Happy Easter.

Princess Judy Palmer said...

OH! This one made me chuckle out loud. Too funny. Yep, how much do you want?!

Kathleen said...

Missed this yesterday, funny.

Kath x

mamapez5 said...

A good one Hettie. I bet she got a good pay-rise!! Kate x

Laura said...

Hehe, good one x

Debs Willis said...

Very funny, as always!
Hugs xx

butterfly said...

Alison xx