Donald & Daisy
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to make love with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel receptionist if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," she said and pulledouta packet from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The receptionist asked, "Would you like me to put it on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to make love with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel receptionist if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," she said and pulledouta packet from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The receptionist asked, "Would you like me to put it on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
You smiled ... I saw you!! ok!!! now leave a comment and pop over to Annie's blog to see some more Friday Smiles!
16 comments:
hehehehehe love this one, made me laugh!
Tilly
Oooh, you are awful but I like it!
Jo x
"Quacked" me up again Hettie, very funny. Happy Friday and enjoy your weekend
That's one quacking joke today Sam. I actually expected a different reply from Donald.....I just knew putting it on his bill wouldn't make Daisy happy :-)
Hugs,
Annie x
Soooo funny, have a great weekend, Elizabeth xxx ps collecting another dog tomorrow, Gerard think I'm joking :O xxx
To funny! Hugs, Brenda
Thufferin thuccatash, this was funny!! I loved it :) You quack me up Miss Hettie :)
Lolol!! Loved this :-)
Xxx
Oh Hettie,
Tee hee. Thanks for making me laugh!
Hugs,
Kay
You nutter! X
You nutter! X
Yes I did smile.
Kath x
Yes I did!! Kate x
Tee, hee! Made me laugh too :)
Hugs
Di xx
Yes, I did - you caught me!
Alison xx
Yep made me smile as I was expecting a different version.
Hugs Mrs A.
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