Friday, 10 April 2015

Friday Funny

Donald & Daisy

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to make love with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel receptionist if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," she said and pulledouta packet from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The receptionist asked, "Would you like me to put it on your bill?"

"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"

You smiled ... I saw you!! ok!!! now leave a comment and pop over to Annie's blog to see some more Friday Smiles!


tilly said...

hehehehehe love this one, made me laugh!

JoZart Quilts said...

Oooh, you are awful but I like it!
Jo x

Robyn Oliver said...

"Quacked" me up again Hettie, very funny. Happy Friday and enjoy your weekend

Annie said...

That's one quacking joke today Sam. I actually expected a different reply from Donald.....I just knew putting it on his bill wouldn't make Daisy happy :-)
Annie x

ElizabethR said...

Soooo funny, have a great weekend, Elizabeth xxx ps collecting another dog tomorrow, Gerard think I'm joking :O xxx

Brenda said...

To funny! Hugs, Brenda

Carol L said...

Thufferin thuccatash, this was funny!! I loved it :) You quack me up Miss Hettie :)

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Lolol!! Loved this :-)

505whimsygirl said...

Oh Hettie,

Tee hee. Thanks for making me laugh!


SARN said...

You nutter! X

SARN said...

You nutter! X

Kathleen said...

Yes I did smile.

Kath x

mamapez5 said...

Yes I did!! Kate x

Di said...

Tee, hee! Made me laugh too :)


Di xx

butterfly said...

Yes, I did - you caught me!
Alison xx

Mrs A. said...

Yep made me smile as I was expecting a different version.
Hugs Mrs A.