Friday, 28 March 2014

Friday Funny

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.  While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said 

"I notice you buy a lot of bandages.  What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question," noted the executive.

"We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way.

"What about all these plaster purchases?  What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the executive, realizing that the Inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.

"We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they send us a free bag of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all executive. 

"Well, what do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the executive.

"What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete p***k."

15 comments:

Annie said...

Heard it before Sam but it still had me chuckling....esp as it's nearly end of financial year accounts time :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

SARN said...

Hee hee . . . naughty but funny! xxx

Kathyk said...

I LIKE this weeks!!!

Kathyk

Twiglet said...

Priceless!

ElizabethR said...

Love it lol xxx

Caro said...

That's a new one on me, naughty, but funny! Thanks for the smile. Caro x (#6)

Sue said...

Lmaooooooooooooo Sam love it !!! huggles have a great weekend Sue xx

mamapez5 said...

Naughty, but it made me laugh. Kate x

Judys Fabrications said...

Hahahhahhahha!! I hadn't heard this one before, but Kev has!!It's 7.30 am where I am.What a nice way to start the day with a laugh!Now I'm off for a walk.Lovely morning.Nobody about.Quite dark.Last day of Daylight Saving!hippeee.
Thanks
Judy

Helen said...

oh, very good!!

Mair Dyer said...

Cheeky girl :) Mair X

BumbleVee said...

hahahhah love it.....got 'im!

Kyla said...

Brilliant :-)

butterfly said...

Brilliant, brilliant and brilliant again!
Alison xx

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

It's nearly tax time here, too, so found this one quite appropriate, although it's the first time I've heard it. Sorry I'm late getting here this week. I've found myself coming and going.