Friday, 21 March 2014

Friday Funny

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You
must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get through. "So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.  You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through. "The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.  You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time."


I didn't see it coming either

20 comments:

Kathyk said...

Hee Hee, gr8 F.F. Hettie!

Have a splendid weekend

Kathyk

Di said...

Brilliant!! I didn't see that one coming either :)

Hugs

Di
xx

Annie said...

Hehe think that caught us all out :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

tilly said...

hehehe I like that !
Tilly

ElizabethR said...

Lol love that one xxx

Twiglet said...

No I didn't see that one coming! My view is out towards Shropshire to the East - yes I am afraid I belong to the Dark side too - lol.

SARN said...

ROFL . . . I didn't see it coming either. Great FF this week!

Hugs, Sarn xxx

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

That one caught me off guard, too. It's super funny!! Have a fun filled weekend, Sam.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

That one caught me off guard, too. It's super funny!! Have a fun filled weekend, Sam.

Bonnie said...

Oh, my, that totally caught me! One of the best blonde jokes ever!

Caro said...

Excellent...love that one! Thanks for the smile. Caro x (#8)

Helen said...

brilliant!!

Judys Fabrications said...

Ah Hettie..you made my day!

mamapez5 said...

You got me again! Thanks for the smile! Kate x

Elizabeth said...

You got me too ... still chuckling though! Elizabeth xx

Nancy said...

Hahahahaha, that was too cute and not what I was expecting!

Debs Willis said...

So funny! Love your Friday funnies :-)
Not sure yet about the crop, have MRI next week & depends what the white coats decide needs doing to fix me :-)
Hugs
Debs x

MaggieC said...

Yep, it caught me too. Good way to start the day with a chuckle at that. Looking forward to meeting you at the crop. I will be the one with matchsticks holding my eyes open. I am at the theatre the night before, so it will be a late night and then an early start to drive down in the morning. xx Maggie

Gay Peplow said...

Wonderful TFS LOL LOL xx

Princess Judy Palmer said...

Oh my gosh!!! Nope, did not see that coming. How fun! And extremely cold. I may have gotten frostbite just reading that.